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Thursday, May 7, 2009


i've changed my mind! (: i'm going to be a dictator when i grow up, and i'm going to make some minor changes to way this world is being run...

1. all grown ups who subject children to be punished by any crushing of limbs with heavy objects or vehicles will be DE-NOSED, DE-LIMBED and fed to the sharks.

2. any human caught skinning animals, dead or alive, caught trading real animal fur or caught breeding animals for their fur will be placed in SOLITARY ISOLATION within a sealed vat of sewage and removed once every three years to scoop sewage over deforested areas to provide nutrients for new plants to grow healthily (:

3. any cougar caught chasing baby bears will be tranquillised and placed in a reserve where they will be fed any left over child abusing adults. HOWEVER, any cougar caught maiming/ wounding a baby bear will will be promptly SHOT and made into bear feed.

4. any human caught de-finning sharks and throwing them back into the sea to die will be tranquillised and SENTENCED TO LIFE IMPRISONMENT in the reserve with the cougars unless they have some really important alibi, eg. had to get money to feed dying grandmother/grandfather etc. in which case, they will have to wear a tag that says "I AM THE MANGY OFFSPRING OF A PARASITICAL TZE TZE FLY INFESTED COUGAR" for three weeks because they should have put the shark out of it's misery instead of hurling it back in to drown.

5. anyone caught frying fish alive will be kept in a restaurant fishtank and FED MOSQUITOES for twelve days or until they learn their lesson. (which ever takes a longer time)

6. since i will probably abolish compulsory ns (gain support amongst the male population in s'pore), i will have a secret police instead because all successful dictators have had a seceret police forces and they have all worked very well so far (look at Hitler and Stalin). whoever wants to may join and i'll pay you the weight of your feather pillow in gold per half annum.

7. i will install solar pannels on the roof of every building in Singapore and use the electricity to air condition the whole country so you can go cross country skiing in the afternoon.

8. workers who do their work well will be given free holiday packages like in Hitler's strength through joy programme only the recreation (unlike Hitler's strength through joy programme)will not include races to see who can jump across the deck of a ship first while togged out in a potato sack because that just looks stupid.

9. every friday will be a holiday and venti frappuccinos at starbucks will be free of charge.

10. people who come up with good suggestions that work to help me take over the world (and not through silly things like taking over the sudentenland, czechoslovakia and the polish corridor) will be rewarded with a holiday villa in whichever country i have taken over that they please.


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