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Sunday, April 11, 2010


Ten Things ALL Teachers Love to Say:


1. Don't give me stupid excuses!

2. Those who didn't do their homework stand up now!
3. You call yourselves teenagers but when i give you homework you say it's child abuse.

4. Stop packing up! Did I say you could pack your bags??
and number four is always followed by...
5. This lesson is not over! If I don't finish teaching this, NONE OF YOU ARE GOING HOME.
6. Just because this is not graded doesn't mean it's not important!
7. Do you know that scoring 75 doesn't guarentee you an A1???
8. Stop talking!
9. Don't think that just because i cannot see you i cannot tell who is making that noise.
10. Get out of the classroom and finish that at once!



Ten things SOME teachers Love to say:


1. You'd better wake up your ideas!
2. I'll give you 30 graphs to draw. Stop grumbling! During the O's you will thank me. You'll be able to draw graphs with your eyes closed!
3. You bunch of noobs.
4. All of you look like a group of houseflies.
5. I love you all. Because the bible says you must love your enemies.
6. What is this! I am not a rubbish bin! Rewrite everything!
7. How many times must I tell you! Don't staple! I hate staples! GLUE!!! GLUE IT!!!!
8. What do you mean art is not important! *bursts into tears*
9. Today we are going to learn how to write essays on the topic of "Fear". I am going to let you watch Ju On.
10. One day you are going to see my picture there. *points to row of portraits of famous dictators at the back of the classroom*



HAHAHAHA. Fairfield teachers are soooo funny :D


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